I think many of us need a little fabulousness today. Like I said earlier, “it’s too hot to be haute.” Well, maybe not if we consider the following…

1.) Take a moment to notice the stitching on the scarf.
2.) Wear things that: shine, bling and blind. The more the better.
3.) Only use the word “faux” when speaking of your botox injections and or new tits.
4.) Always wear a scarf on your head while in a convertible.
5.) Know everything and everyone in the world of fashion and art.
6.) Wear your sunglasses all of the time, except when taking pictures for the press.
7.) Establish a signature look, for example: Bee brooches, Hermes scarfs and Vodka tonics.
8.) Never pay for your own drinks.
9.) Compare your childhood to the movie “Mommy Dearest”.
10.) Be a lady who lunches.
11.) Look amazing while going to the grocery, post and video store. Another opportunity to dress up.
12.) Use the word “darling” in the case of forgetting someone’s name.
13.) Read the New York Times everyday
14.)  Your coffee drinks should never be blended or any color other besides black or brown.
15.) Sleep with a polo player
16.) Look better than the bride at a wedding, even if she is your sister.
17.) Get invited to a PETA event just so you can wear mink.
18.) Don’t be afraid to steal someone’s look, just as long as you wear it better.
20.) Embroider your pajamas.
21.) Mop your floors with Chanel “Mademoiselle”.
22.) Wear a ball gown to a PTA meeting.
23.) Tell everyone its Harry Winston.
24.) Embrace your body type, don’t be known as a squeezer .
25.) Take a town car just because.
26.) When in doubt, wear black and diamonds.
27.) Take your nemesis to tea at the Ritz Carlton just to show them your Birkin.
28.) Always send a thank you note for being invited to a dinner party, event ect.
29.) Buy from local designer (just so they invite you front row to their shows).
30.) Go to every art, fashion and opening show that you can.
31.) Never wear more than one article of Burberry Nova Check at a time.
32.) Have interesting friends, no time for mundane.
33.) Randomly send flowers to yourself at the office, just to keep them talking.
34.) Know it’s a good thing to be known as a bitch.
35.) Don’t be seen at a gym, strip club, chain restaurant or tanning salon.
36.) Buy books that you will never read.
37.) Never turn down a invitation to a charity event
38.) Send your compliments to the chef.
39.) Pretend your in a Sofia Coppola commercial.
40.) Wear pearls to the beach.
41.) Only drink Pellegrino and lime, never tap water.
42.) Make friends with old Jewish women.
43.) Listen to French music while getting dressed in the morning, even if you don’t speak French.
44.) Never wear novelty ties or sweaters.
45.) Always ask yourself, “What would Karl Lagerfeld do?”

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